Why hello! You appear to have stumbled upon my little domain.

 

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

omgtsn:

poopflow:

LEGENDARY

oh SHIT

(Source: vinebox)

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

At the time, I was weakened…

Because I was only a head.

If I hadn’t stolen Jonathan Joestar’s body…

If I didn’t have his energy,I would have had very little.

I never could have survived at the bottom of the ocean for a hundred years.

But this body itself is like a bond between parent and child, and it seems to connect with its descendants.

missilecat366:

Some men get their girlfriends flowers or candy for Valentines day. I get mine a stone mask that allows you to transcend and/or reject your humanity.

missilecat366:

Some men get their girlfriends flowers or candy for Valentines day. I get mine a stone mask that allows you to transcend and/or reject your humanity.